at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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