So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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