Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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