She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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