either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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