And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My balls are so social today.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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