I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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