I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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