You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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