: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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