Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
