lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
