i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
