So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Houston, we have a squirter
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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