i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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