Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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