Everything about him screamed your future.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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