My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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