fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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