he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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