But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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