Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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