Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
Do you realize we were driving someone elseโs car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. Thatโs NOT normal
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