Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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