Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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