when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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