I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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