i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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