All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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