I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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