Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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