I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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