Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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