i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
