But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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