I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She bit a glass in half.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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