Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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