Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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