So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
so let's talk penis.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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