at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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