weddingsv make me drug and hornr
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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