I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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