I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I am one with the molecules
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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