I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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