You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Never joke about your clitoris.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize