He is an equal opportunity slut.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i believe in u and ur pee
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