I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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