This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this boner is exhausting
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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