i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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