problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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