Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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