YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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