He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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