I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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