Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we made out on top of his cat.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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